NINJA BORG BARE BONER EDITION PRE-RELEASE EDITION EDITION
A downloadable stupid thing
Are you ready to get freakin’ pumped? NINJA BORG—the RPG all about ninjas and therefore the greatest RPG to ever exist!
Launching on KICKSTARTER soon!
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NINJA BORG provides the most awesome experience in RPG history: the ninja experience. But not just any ninja experience—a ninja experience inspired by early 2000s memes and ’80s action movies, a ninja experience that intentionally foregoes any pretense of historical reference or “accuracy” whatsoever. In short, the authentic ninja experience.
Download the Bare Boner Edition Pre-Release Edition Edition to check out the core rules and the introductory chapter of the starter mission, O Ninja! My Ninja! Destroy All Ninjas: All-Out-Attack Ninja Termination Apocalypse of Final Ninja Doom. Five pregen ninjas included for you to rock out with your... oh you know.
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Flying Ninjas with bad azz powers.
Ninjas, pirates, medieval guys (from the original Borg).. We just need a CowBorg with old west freaks to have the 4 horsemen of masculinity.
We have Frontier Scum at home!
I like da ninja
Get the game and stop hanging around like a vacant scrotum. Thank me later.
This game is the UR boner. The boner from which all other boners derive!
Ninjas …. The only thing that comes close to being a Pirate!!!
By far one of the best concepts for a game to come out in years! 5 star rating?! More like 5 boner rating!
...that's good, btw...
It's Ninja Borg. This thing will optimize your tax returns, moisten your dries and level the homes of any who dare oppose you.
This is the best worst thing to put in your mouth. I used it to wash my cats and they hate me now but smell like a 1980s cologne advertisement and spiced rum. I cannot tell you the hours I've wasted at night dreaming one day I'd be ninja and could cool ninja-sh*t. Frankly if you don't like this free version of something that deserves your hard earned cash, you're deadinside and have been filled up with badger erotica novellas.. Download this and give them money, because the villains out there ruining the planet would hate if you gave them your moneys. so do it! do it now!